Now's your chance, it's easy and it goes like this:

1. People get famous because journalists write about them.
2. Journalists in general, and music journalists in particular, are iconoclasts.
3. Make me an icon by downloading and using the icon below.
4. Journalists will flock to this site to write about the new icon driven by their own iconoclasm.
5. Which will make me famous. Thankyou.